Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Birds

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What bird never needs a haircut?
A bald eagle.

What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
Pollywood.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.

What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.

When is down up?
When a duck is in flight.

Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.

Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's quicker than driving.

Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words.

Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He was going to make a long-distance caw.