Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Fish

What day does a fish hate?
Fry day.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales.

What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.

What fish is the brightest?
Sunfish.

What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.

What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!

What type of fish play poker?
Card sharks.

What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.

What's slippery, lives in the sea and loves Dean Martin?
That's a Moray!

Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.

Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish

Why don't fish play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.